you should be my friend because theres a dead peacock in my chicken coop and it kinda smells
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wecankiss:
thelonestrider: wecankiss: theforgottenexhunter: My friend got caught in the middle. im innocent i tell you!! i’m dying. theyre pointing at my butt ive got a but that dont quit
thelonestrider:
wecankiss: theforgottenexhunter: My friend got caught in the middle. im innocent i tell you!! i’m dying.
theforgottenexhunter: My friend got caught in the middle. im innocent i tell you!!
theforgottenexhunter:
My friend got caught in the middle.
im innocent i tell you!!
i’m dying.
theyre pointing at my butt
ive got a but that dont quit
i think i see comic sans
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https://twitter.com/mommyfricker omg
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